January 23, 2013

Dude, Don't Play With That

You'll shoot your penis off!

Ooops

A security guard in the Brazilian town of Rio Claro arguably had the worst day ever after he reportedly shot his penis off with an illegal gun. To make matters worse, he also faces charges for illegal possession of a firearm.

Police found the 33-year-old man slumped over in the driver’s seat of his car after a resident reported hearing gun shots. Police say the man was bleeding from his groin area when they arrived. The man was reportedly in possession of a .38 caliber handgun with four rounds of ammunition in his pocket.

By Stable Hand at 09:55 PM | Comments |