January 22, 2013
You Can Have My Kittens When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead Arms
New Zealand environmentalists campaign to ban kittens:
Morgan called on his countrymen Tuesday to make their current cat their last in order to save the nation's unique bird species. He set up a website, called Cats To Go, depicting a tiny kitten with red devil's horns. The opening line: "That little ball of fluff you own is a natural born killer."
That little ball of fluff might be a "natural born killer," but it's MY natural born killer. Keep your paws off.