January 16, 2013

I Didn't Know

That synchronized subway train pooping was even a sport, fetish, wtf? Seriously?

A 31-year-old Bronx man fell to his death yesterday while defecating between subway cars on a moving 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by a northbound train as it was leaving the 125th Street station shortly after 4 p.m., police said.

Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks — just as a northbound 5 train was pulling in — with a broken pelvis, severe buttocks injuries and cuts.

That man — who sources said was Manuce Dulcio, 50 — might have been hit by the train, cops said.

It’s unclear why he was on the tracks. Dulcio was “very intoxicated,” a police source said.

I'll buy that story because I don't really want to speculate on what really happened.

By Howie at 08:55 AM | Comments |