January 10, 2013
Donald Trump, Not The Spawn Of An Orangutan, $5 Million Richer (For Charity)
Last year, Donald Trump offered $5,000,000 (to go to a charity) for anyone who could provide Barack Obama's actual birth certificate. To date, the challenge is unclaimed.
In mocking the birther's offer, Bill Maher made a similar offer - $5,000,000 to charity if Donald Trump could prove he wasn't the "spawn of an orangutan."
Donald Trump accepted the offer:
Dear Mr. Maher:
I represent Mr. Donald J. Trump. I write on his behalf to accept your offer (made during the Jay Leno Show on January 7, 2013) that Mr. Trump prove he is not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan."
Attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan. Please remit the $5 million to Mr. Trump immediately and he will ensure that the money be donated to the following five charities in equal amounts: Hurricane Sandy Victims, The Police Athletic League, The American Cancer Society, The March of Dimes, and The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute.
Scott S. Balber
Bill Maher, uncharacteristically, was unavailable for comment. But I bet he had some choice words in private!
(Hat Tip: IHateTHeMedia)