January 10, 2013

New Word: #Iranophobia [Update: Fatwa Contest]
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Via Iran's official news agency

TEHRAN (FNA)- A senior Iranian military commander dismissed the significance of the new US law against Iran, and stressed that Washington's hue and cry about efforts to block Iran's influence in Latin America is part of the US campaign to spread Iranophobia in the world.

"The media hype and certain commentaries which have been inspired by the western and Zionist political, intelligence and security sources about Iran's use of the Latin American states as a platform for infiltration, penetration and attack on the US soil are part of the Iranophobia scenario and (efforts) to convince the public opinion and prepare grounds for global consensus on (the need for taking) threatening action against the Islamic Republic of Iran," Deputy Chief of Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces for Basij and Defense Culture Brigadier General Massoud Jazzayeri said Sunday.

The commander stressed that "the Untied States' arrogant nature" was the reason why the US has interpreted the growth in the number of Iranian embassies in Latin America and the strong enthusiasm of the Latin American states for the expansion of their ties with Iran as a "threat to the US".

But, but, I think the military just made Ayatollah Ali Khomeini cry:

Mad Mullahphoia Generals, NOT Iranophobia!

[Image h/t @MeanKitteh & @ChallahHuAkbar]

Update: Caption the above photo on Challahs post at Elder of Ziyon

If your caption is good enough, I will add it to the post. Either send me an email[challahhuakbar@gmail.com..ed], leave a comment or a tweet.
I will fatwa 4 of em.

Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:

Looks like he hasn't cleaned his hand from his last dump, erowmer. The smell could be making his eyes water.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
Oh Yeah! I vote for Erowmer & Fasternu426!
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Fasternu426 for:
Hemorrhoid itches.... people looking.... must not scratch... must not scratch...
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against moe mentum for:
if just one more asshole says i look like woody allen with a beard i am going to make them shit blood for a month.

Mad Mullah's unhappy we have their number.

Suck it bitches.

By Stable Hand at 10:10 AM | Comments |