January 10, 2013

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Mocking Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta Of Hamas Edition #4 (Bumped: Fatwas Issued)

Meet Hamas' Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta who was sploded by the Juice in Operation Pillar of Defense:

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Sheik Cameldung & Kafiroon for:

My favorit coler ith gween. I are thick of goat rear bwown. Wuv,abuboo, oom!!!

What do you mean "you don't hear anything?"
It's getting louder; a kind of soft whistle, air moving sort of a...

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against mdb & Nanabozoh for:
Just take the damn pictures guys; I can't hold this face forever, I need to use the potty. And why do I get the gun Akmed put together out of some spare parts and foam pipe insulation.

Sitta on it!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark & The Man from Athens for:
Where is my bomb vest and my boyfriend?!

Hand over the goat porn magazines and nobody gets hurt.

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against The Realist of Queensland & Frak for:
Now you're sure this headband makes me invisible to the juice?

What you mean I have to register "assault rifle" and pay $200 fee? I don't have $200! I am poor oppressed freedom fighter!


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Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh Of Hamas Edition #3 (Update: Fatwas Issued)
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Bilal Birrawi Of Hamas Edition #2(Bumped: Fatwas Issued)
Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1 Bumped: Fatwas Issued

By Stable Hand at 10:14 AM | Comments |