December 28, 2012

Judge Grants Slutty Co-Ed Restraining Order

Mom and Dad know she's slutty because of, you know, the spying.

Twenty-one year old Aubrey Ireland... won a restraining order case against her parents who have taken the idea of being involved to a whole new extreme
Despite her good grades and success in musical shows, David and Julie Ireland often drove 600 miles from Leawood, Kan., to visit their daughter unannounced. They accused her of using illegal drugs, promiscuity and suffering from mental woes.
he parents knew about what they saw as their daughter’s problems because, they admit, they installed monitoring software on her laptop and cellphone, allowing them to see her every keystroke
Judging from the pic of Aubrey at the story, Daddy is going to have a tough time trying to beat Mother Nature on this one.

Update: Totally unrelated link to Big Boob Friday. Why? Why not?

By Howie at 09:26 AM | Comments |