December 26, 2012

Where's Xariif?

Flashback by DMartyr"

It seems he got himself into a bit of trouble:

...officers near University Avenue were told by a dispatcher to look out for "a white male in a red pickup performing oral sex on a white dildo." [...]

After pulling over Brian Wutschke, 45, of Farmington, police searched the interior of his truck and found a sex toy under a flannel shirt. They also noted several pairs of women's panties strewn around the interior, including hanging from the rear-view mirror and the gear shift.

When they performed a pat-down search of the man and reached "the waistline area," officers could feel something vibrating. The man then informed them he also had a sex toy inserted inside him.

My question is: can you really perform oral sex on a dildo? I mean, I know you can have sex with a dildo, but doesn't on a dildo imply the device is getting some sort of pleasure out of it? Does anyone know which is grammatically correct?

That leads me to an idea. I wonder if anyone has come up with a dildo that talks dirty to the person using it? I bet there's a market out there for that... In comments, let me know what you think a talking dildo should say.

One other thing, I bet after this post gets archived, if you Google "dildo" The Jawa Report will be on top. No need to thank me now.

Xariif man is Back and Kicking appears to want to be ridiculed. Stupid shit must like people laughing at him/her/it.

Oh, btw Xariif. Yes bitch, I deleted some of your third person comments and will ban your ass if I feel like it. Stupid shits like you never learn.

By Stable Hand at 07:44 PM | Comments |