December 24, 2012

A Travesty of Justice

Hot dental assistant fired, court upholds when your wife makes you fire the hot chick.

After working as a dental assistant for ten years, Melissa Nelson was fired for being too "irresistible" and a "threat" to her employer's marriage.

"I think it is completely wrong," Nelson said. "I think it is sending a message that men can do whatever they want in the work force."

On Friday, the all-male Iowa State Supreme Court ruled that James Knight, Nelson's boss, was within his legal rights when he fired her, affirming the decision of a lower court.

Yeah I can understand why Mrs. Dentist felt threatened.

But its bad for business, I mean when I go to the dentist and hot assistant wraps her arm around my head and pulls my cranium up against her breast so she can get to work, then and only then do I feel safe enough to be drilled and filled.

She goes, I go somewhere else. Capiche?

By Howie at 09:59 AM | Comments |