December 22, 2012

Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Image below from Hamas' dead guys album, Part I

Meet Saadi Maher Abu Kmail:

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Fatwas will be issued

Fatwas issued: The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder for:

"All right, one more picture and then it's Mustafa's turn to wear the uniform."
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
Abu, You don't have the meetballs to hold or shoot That! Here! take this old AK so we don't lose that MG when the Juice blow your meetballs off."
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mohammed pork be upon him for:
Look how big a gun I'm holding up. I need tweezers to play with my little jihadist.
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against old cowboy for:
watch out kid your gonna put an eye out with that thing

By Stable Hand at 11:59 PM | Comments |