December 04, 2012

Dick, Dildo And Deception

UPDATE: Headline changed, Thanks, Anna! There were other funny captions too. Read comments for those.

Best entry in comments will replace the above headline. My contribution: Fake Phallus Firearm Gets Man Five Years:

giving a whole new twist on the ‘is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’, a man has been arrested and sentenced after terrorising local residents with a vibrator.

Ian Poulton from Wellington, now thoroughly embarrassed, managed to capture the attention of 15 police officers who were tooled-up and wearing bulletproof vests, thanks to his antics with a codwang.

No fatwas will be issued, as I'm too lazy to update anything but headline.

By DMartyr at 03:19 PM | Comments |