December 04, 2012
Disney Demeans Darth
Disney puts the Dark Side to work - rebuilding damaged homes:
“I just saw the opening two minutes and they had Darth Vader and his Storm Troopers helping build a new house!” one Star Wars fanboy complained to me. “This is disgusting and it’s exactly what people were afraid of with Disney buying Star Wars. They are ruining the franchise by using it for trivial bullshit. Please write about this. It’s outrageous and it’s totally wrong.”I agree! What's next, Lord Voldemort helping orphans? Sauron advocating for little people? This insanity must STOP!
Updated for your boobie viewing pleasure by SH: Disney Sing-a-long with Princess Leia:
Sad, I know, but boobies!