December 18, 2012

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Umm Hamza Of Shariah4Pakistan Edition [Bumped: Fatwas Issued]

Exploitation of Women in Pakistan Under Oppressive Man-Made Law

Alternative title: Exploitation of Muslimahs by Anjem Choudary & Omar ( the goat humping) Bakri Mohamed.

Fatwas will be issued.[post bumped for short while, scroll down for newer]

Fatwas issued.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against The Man From Athens for:

You want to see the rest big boy?
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against DarthSmeag & Moshe Ben Avrom for:
Call to a Afghan Butcher Shop...
wing wing... Hello Habib's Meat Shack.
customer: Do you sell your meatballs loose or wrapped?
Habib: Ha you funny my meatballs are always loose and's the women we wrap up.

Would someone like to play Hide the Meatball with me!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
Your outfit has to be in the appropriate camo color for where your hunting deer or geese!

No wonder they all stay away!
Basic Black, Good Grief!

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against vyk for:
I am a man, born in a woman's body.
No wait, I am woman, born in a man's body.

That's not right either.

I am obviously a liberated Muslim man wearing a large black garbage bag for kinky thrills to disguise myself when going on a jihad run against the infidel.

Image credit: Zionist bandwidth bitch

Related: Anjem Choudary's Shariah4Pakistan Not Welcome - In Pakistan

By Stable Hand at 04:29 PM | Comments |