November 29, 2012

Adult Stores -- Out: Where the Boys Aren't 15, In: "Legal" Cocaine

With the cost of porn fast approaching zero, what's a respectable "adult store" owner to do? Sell drugs:

ADULT stores are selling a synthetic cocaine called White Bull for $100 a gram. This is twice the price of old-fashioned amphetamines that bikies used to cook - and we were told it's stronger than the real and illegal stuff.

White Bull is part of a $200-million-a-year catalogue of legal highs that adult stores are marketing as an offset for the drop in DVD sales because of the prevalence of online porn.

As an added bonus I hear that you get a free dong with your first gram.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:46 PM | Comments |