November 29, 2012

Excuse Me While I Whip This Out!

It's not what you have, it's how you use what you have...

Fred E. Thomas pleaded guilty to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended and was placed on probation for a year for domestic violence assault and indecent conduct. A third charge of unlawful sexual contact was dismissed.

The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it... (Source)

I have a relevant question: where did he strike her?

I mean if he just tapped her on the thigh or something that's no big deal (pun intended). But if it was like a good solid whipping smack across the face, I have to admit, I'd be impressed...

By DMartyr at 12:37 PM | Comments |