November 29, 2012
Hezbollah Leader Introduces His New Line Of Cosmetics
Introducing Nasrallah's Secret!
Do you have a unattractive Ashoura bloody face? Then this is for you! Hasan Nasrallah has been perfecting a animal friendly cosmetic line. For only $19.99, you will receive the products Nassy is wearing. Make your mujahid proud by surprising him with this must have look of a true mujahid!
Order now[If operators are busy, keep trying] and receive 2 complete sets for the price of 1! Yes, that's right! For only $19.99 you will receive 2 compete sets for the price of 1!
Hurry, only a limited number of Nasrallah's Secret products are available. Order NOW and we will throw in 2 sets of earrings and 2 pinky rings to complete the Secret look!
Not available in stores, Israel or the United States. Disclaimer: Product may or may not have been developed by Mossad. Not responsible for injury or death due to products use. All sales final, no refunds.
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