November 21, 2012
Gobble, Gobble, MotherF%#@r!
Since the election I've been too depressed to blog, but this seemed too important a story to pass up.
This is, in my opinion, on par with the Zombie Apocalypse given the very coincidental time of the year:
“They were attacking the vehicle,” Karen Halvorson said outside her home in the Aspinwall Hill neighborhood.
After getting in her truck, a neighbor came and ran the birds off but it didn’t stop there.
“Then, the turkeys came and started attacking my front door,” she said.
A second run-in came a few weeks ago as she walked nearby.
“I looked back and three of them charged me,” she explained.
She moved to the center of the street to avoid the animals, but it wasn’t enough.
“The turkey flew in my face and scratched my neck,” she said.