October 30, 2012

Disney's .... Star Wars VII?

I know you are tempted to ask yourself the age old question: If there really was some all-knowing, all-powerful God, then how could he let George Lucas ruin so many people's lives?

It's a legit point. But just remember: Absolute Evil is evidence of Absolute Good.

I present to you Absolute Evil:

The Walt Disney Company announced today it has agreed to acquire Lucasfilm and is planning Star Wars Episode 7 for 2015! In a conference call, Disney revealed that they are planning a new trilogy starting in 2015 with a new movie coming every other year.
Yes, there is a God. I know this because George Lucas is His opposite corollary in the universe.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:39 PM | Comments |