October 17, 2012

Bodyform Ads Confuse Men

You've seen them on television. Vague advertisements that have something to do with women, but never quite get to the point. One young man in the U.K. seemed to take such ads like THIS ONE and THIS ONE at face value. Wings + blue water = extreme sports all packed into one fun-filled week a month.

When he discovered the shocking truth, he posted his rant to the company on facebook:

Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger

Bodyform's CEO decided to address Richard's concerns directly with this video response:

Good for you, Bodyform. And to Richard, the truth shall set you free.

By DMartyr at 08:28 PM | Comments |