October 09, 2012
Good News For Abu Hamza
He'll be able to pick his nose without ripping his face off. Bad news for us, we're paying for it.
But because depriving al-Masri of a “reasonable standard” of medical care in jail would violate his civil rights — and provide grounds for an appeal — he’s expected to be outfitted with a pair of no-frills, cable-operated rubber hands.
Oh, well, Abu, you'll always be our favorite key hanger.