October 09, 2012
Breaking: Obama Kills Founder Of Zeta Drug Gang
Well, replace "Obama" with "Mexican marines" and the headline would be more accurate.
MEXICO CITY — Top Zetas drug cartel leader Heriberto Lazcano has apparently been killed in a firefight with marines in the northern border state of Coahuila, the Mexican navy said late Monday.
I just figured that after his heroic exploit in killing Bin Laden, not to mention making all the countries of the world love us and getting the seas recede, he'd go ahead and take credit for this one too.
And, if this report turns out to be inaccurate, and it isn't the head of the Zetas, expect Obama to blame Bush.