September 27, 2012
Obama Campaign Targeting Sith Lords
I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the idea that the Obama campaign would actually seek the support of the Sith or the fact that there are 78 people registered to vote with the first name Darth.
Oh no you don't, you join me...... and together we can rule the Galaxy. At least right up till I Force choke you to death for your incompetence.
Hey, check this out -- according to our records, there are 78 people named Darth who are already registered to vote in this election.
Today, I have a quick mission for you:
Make it 78 plus one. Make sure you're registered to vote now --