September 25, 2012

Man Arrested For Couch Sex

No, it's not what you may think. He wasn't arrested for having sex on a couch. It's worse - he was having sex with a couch:

A Wisconsin man has been accused of having sex with an abandoned couch, police report.

Now I'm kind of sad I recently threw away an old couch. I thought I was doing the right thing by sending it to the dump, but there's no telling what abuse it's now experiencing at the hands of some sick wacko.

By DMartyr at 11:19 AM | Comments |