September 25, 2012
Man Arrested For Couch Sex
No, it's not what you may think. He wasn't arrested for having sex on a couch. It's worse - he was having sex with a couch:
A Wisconsin man has been accused of having sex with an abandoned couch, police report.
Now I'm kind of sad I recently threw away an old couch. I thought I was doing the right thing by sending it to the dump, but there's no telling what abuse it's now experiencing at the hands of some sick wacko.