September 14, 2012
Ministry of Boobies: Royal Edition
A French magazine on Friday published what appeared to be photos of Prince William's wife Kate sunbathing topless at a private house in southern France, prompting a strong condemnation from the royal family.I'm conflicted, I mean you know, Kate is hot. Popular. But then again what about my scruples. Then I remembered Jawa Report doesn't have any of that. So I did a little research.
Officials said the royal family was considering legal action for a "grotesque and totally unjustifiable" invasion of privacy in the same country where William's mother Princess Diana died while fleeing paparazzi.
The couple was "saddened" by the use of the photos, which appear genuine, royal officials said.
All I could come up with is a link to a picture of the cover of the magazine. Apparently France allows boobies on the cover? Looking at that, total suckage.
So the moral of the story is, if you're a royal or famous hot chick its always better when your boobie pics are done by a professional in attractive and artistic manner. Therefore I can't blame Her Royal Hotness for being outraged.
More here at Gawker where there is a link to all of them I can't see. So what are you folks in comments supposed to be doing? Some pirates you guys turned out to be today.