September 11, 2012
Another Good Reason to Nuke Stuff
The Taliban have threatened to kill Prince Harry during his up and coming tour of duty.
A Taliban spokesman said Monday that the terror group would use "all our strength" to kidnap or kill the U.K's Prince Harry, who has just begun serving a four-month tour of duty as a chopper pilot in Afghanistan.Dear Taliban, if you so much as hurt one hair on his head, we'll give you such a pinch.
"We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping," Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told Reuters by phone. "We have informed our commanders in Helmand to do whatever they can to eliminate him."
And also I'd like to thank those effing douchebags at Reuters, Hamid Shalizi in Kabul, Mohammed Abbas in London and Adrian Croft, for taking the time on this anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, when the Taliban are unable to spread propaganda via their websites, to not only suck off Zabihullah Mujahid but to help the entire Taliban and Haqqani network by calling them up, asking stupid effing questions and spreading their propaganda for them.
And also we'd like to thank Randy Krieder at ABC for helping the Reuters crew become the biggest assmaggots they can be.