September 05, 2012

Empty Chair Moved Indoors (Hail to the Chair)

To related stories. First, the Empty Chair in Chief will be moving his acceptance speech indoors. We must protect the chair from the slight chance of inclement weather, this had nothing to do with a depressed turnout. Do you know what rain does to Corinthian leather and cherry wood?

Second, here's a preview of tomorrow night's speech by the Empty Chair.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:57 PM | Comments |