August 28, 2012

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Sheet Heads Edition (Bumped: Fatwas Issued)

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Image credit: Bubbe

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against jcrue & Mohammed for:

Announcing this week's winners of the under-12 bride lottery....

All your under 12 girl children are be,long to me!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Spurwing Plover for:
And we,ll trade them for 12 donkeys and 9 camels
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Fasternu426 for:
Damnit Abdul! I needed a ring bearer, not a Ring Wraith!!!
What, no meetball reference?

By Stable Hand at 01:37 PM | Comments |