August 02, 2012

Twitter/Instagram: What Iran Sanctions?
Bonus: Caption This!
Update: Fatwas Issued!

Twitter has no problem with Khamenei having an account. Neither does Instagram

Three years after shutting down Internet service after Iranians used Twitter and photo-sharing services to coordinate mass protests and tell the word about the Iranian regime's brutal crackdown, that same regime is getting in on the Twitter and photo-sharing action themselves.

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Fatwas will be issued.

Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against 11B40 for:

Shi'a Muslims in Iran pray to Allah for relief from the USofA's crippingly oppressive necktie sanctions
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Mark for:
A fatwa on all bean burritos!
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Fehk Mohammed for:
Captions? I got nothin'. But I do have this nifty picture of Mookie and the Sodom Seven just as dinner was being served. Here they are getting ready to pig out. Is that kosher in Persia?
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Reset button for:
Imams design first truly halal nuclear button, triggered by banging your head on it five times a day.


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