August 02, 2012

Twitter/Instagram: What Iran Sanctions?
Bonus: Caption This!
Update: Fatwas Issued!

Twitter has no problem with Khamenei having an account. Neither does Instagram

Three years after shutting down Internet service after Iranians used Twitter and photo-sharing services to coordinate mass protests and tell the word about the Iranian regime's brutal crackdown, that same regime is getting in on the Twitter and photo-sharing action themselves.

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Fatwas will be issued.

Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against 11B40 for:

Shi'a Muslims in Iran pray to Allah for relief from the USofA's crippingly oppressive necktie sanctions
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Mark for:
A fatwa on all bean burritos!
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Fehk Mohammed for:
Captions? I got nothin'. But I do have this nifty picture of Mookie and the Sodom Seven just as dinner was being served. Here they are getting ready to pig out. Is that kosher in Persia?
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The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Reset button for:
Imams design first truly halal nuclear button, triggered by banging your head on it five times a day.

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Journo, Not Terrorists, Banned from Twitter

By Stable Hand at 12:48 PM | Comments |