July 24, 2012

Miracle: Crab Looks Like Osama bin Laden (or Anwar al-Awlaki)!

Insert a Yakov Smirnoff type joke here. The punchline goes something like: In Saudi Arabia, crabs get you!

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Yeah, I know, the joke needs some work. But check that out. If that isn't freaky-deaky, I don't know what is.

But maybe this is some sort of cosmic revelation that Western eschatology is wrong, and that reincarnation is real? I don't know. You'd think the ironic cosmos would reincarnate bin Laden's soul into something kosher. That way, the dreaded J-O-O could eat him and he'd end up coming out the south end of a rabbi at the annual meeting of the Pentaverite.

And, on second glance, the crab looks less like Osama bin Laden than it does Anwar al-Awlaki to me.

And given his predilection towards low-end prostitutes, then it was pretty much a given that Awlaki had crabs.

Now crabs have him.

See, I knew I could improve that joke!

Thanks to Steve-o.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:34 AM | Comments |