July 16, 2012

Zombie Preparation - Zombie Proof Your Car

Face it, when the Zombie Apocalypse begins, your vehicle may become your most important piece of survival equipment. You'll need to be able to move fast and securely.

If you're really poor (like me), this video will teach you how to modify your own vehicle with items from around the house:

Below the fold, more vehicle options for the Zombie Apocalypse.

If you are fortunate enough to have $300,000 lying around, this is the vehicle you'll want to have:

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It features:

  • FLIR night vision cameras*** mounted front and rear, on individual screens
  • Roof mounted rear view camera
  • Keyless entry system
  • Transparent, tinted, armor glass throughout
  • Tandem tinted moon roof panels (transparent armor) with privacy shades
  • ASC Ballistic run flat system on all tires
  • Securilok** passive anti theft key system
  • Ballistic fiberglass (with Kevlar) Bumpers and Fenders
  • Armored Grille

All standard. Some useful options include remote starter, surveillance cameras, external listening devices, bolt lock door system, oxygen kits, external smoke security, and electrostatic window tinting.

And for those of you who don't have $300,000 to drop on an anti-Zombie vehicle, Ford Fiesta has an economical alternative:

Remember, there will only be three types of people left once the Zombie Apocalypse starts: Conservatives, Zombies, and food. There will be no place or tolerance for socialism in a post-Zombie world. Survival of the fittest.

By DMartyr at 11:03 AM | Comments |