July 06, 2012

War P0rn Poetry

Update: Added different video more fitting of my poem. The original is now below the fold.

Update II: It appears the DailyMail is trying to make an issue out of the second video. Apparently, Daniel Bates is a complete idiot who missed the sarcasm when the video uploader included in the caption, "innocent farms planting poppy seeds in the middle of the road..." (Thanks, SH)

The White Widow has truly inspired me to write my own poetry:

BOOM! BOOM! Hear The Hellfire! Apaches sending mujihadeen closer to allah.

Boom! Boom!
Try to run, try to hide!
"How can the Great Satan see us under this bush?!"

Boom! Boom!
See the bodies flying,
There's no hiding from FLIR.

Boom! Boom!
'Allahu Akbar' all you wish,
He can not hear you through the Crusaders' din.

The Apache baptizes you in 30mm.

Links to videos in this post, in case the embed doesn't work:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c4b_1327815644
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=652_1341423015

By DMartyr at 10:30 AM | Comments |