July 03, 2012

US Government: No Evidence Mermaids Exist

Your tax dollars at work:

There is no evidence that mermaids exist, a US government scientific agency has said.

The National Ocean Service made the unusual declaration in response to public inquiries following a TV show on the mythical creatures.

Of course there's no evidence. Like UFOs, Bigfoot & the Loch Ness monster, mermaids are very careful not to appear in areas people are likely to know how to hold a camera steady.

Despite the lack of evidence, scientists still have been unable to explain this bizarre sighting:

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By DMartyr at 11:51 AM | Comments |