June 24, 2012

Sunday Morning Crime P0rn

It may surprise some of you to know I really don't like to see people hurt or killed. I can't even watch shows like "World's Most Shocking..." Whether it's car crashes or skateboarders falling or failed stunts, it makes me sick to my stomach. Literally.

EXCEPT when the victims are terrorists, #OWS hippies, or criminals. In that case, I can watch and watch and laugh and laugh!

Here's one example:

Hahaha! I love that one. He runs like a girl! I always imagine the robber also screaming like a little girl as he's chasing the hostage. I mean seriously, the hostage was a girl and look at the distance she put between herself and him! And she kept going!

It's a happy ending all around. Below the fold another fun-filled crime video!

Someone needs to edit this with the sounds of a carnival. You know the duck shooting game that goes "Ping!" every time you hit a target?

Ping! Ping! Ping! Lol!

This would actually make a great fund-raiser. Put a few violent criminals in a room then charge people to go in and shoot as many as they can in 30 seconds. Have a bunch of locked doors and a few small trashcans for the targets to try and hide behind - fun for the entire family!

By DMartyr at 10:07 AM | Comments |