June 22, 2012

I Told Howie To Lay Off The Poitín

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Officers rushed to the scene of a bar fight to find the man beaten and bloodied, according to The Daily Mail.

When asked to describe his attackers, the man responded “it was a bunch of leprechauns.”

As Harborview Medical Center treated the man for multiple head injuries, cuts and bruises, the police did not discover any trace of the angry little Irish tyrants. (Source)

By DMartyr at 11:54 AM | Comments |