June 16, 2012

Man Arrested For 'Loving' His Teddy Bear

"It's so much more friendly with two."

For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear, records show.

Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after employees at a health clinic spotted him pleasuring himself in an alley. Marshall, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was cited for disorderly conduct. (Source)

The victim's picture is below the fold to protect its privacy.

(The Victim)

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