June 14, 2012

Obama Promotes Father-Imaginary Sons Haircut Initiative

Just in time for Father's Day, Obama is promoting a new initiative to encourage fathers to spend more time with their sons. The new initiative calls for hanging out in barbershops:

Now, Fatherhood.gov is launching one of its most important missions yet: getting fathers and sons to take haircuts together. “Barbershops across the country will be participating in Fatherhood Buzz, an initiative to support barbershops in connecting dads with local resources to help build strong families,” the site cheers.

Yes, that age-old tradition of barbershops of helping to build strong family relationships, because, without the shops, fathers would be completely clueless as to how to relate to their sons.

And no father knows more about the father-son relationship than Obama.

By DMartyr at 10:28 AM | Comments |