June 12, 2012

How to Entertain Yourself in the Joint

Join the sewing crew that makes the female guards uniforms.

There was some hanky panky going on with the uniform making," Walsh explains. "The seams were a little tight on the seat of the pants on the men, and there was some gape around the bra area on the women's blouses...One lady told me she had a thick gap and you could look right into her shirt."


Walsh, whose district includes the maximum security state penitentiary in Walla Walla, acknowledges that it sounds like an extraordinarily elaborate prank, but she heard from guards at several facilities that inmates were intentionally spacing buttons far apart, and otherwise tampering with the guards' clothing.

Ever eager to kill every bit of joy that exists on the planet, especially from those with the least joy, the boobie haters passed a law making it unlawful to over-space the buttons on female guard uniforms.

By Howie at 10:00 AM | Comments |