June 11, 2012
Sometimes I Wonder
I mean if I had crashed my car three times in 15 minutes and was found apparently snoozing behind the wheel afterward the narrative would be that I appeared to be f8cked up like Hogan's goat.
Authorities are investigating a series of traffic collisions in the San Gabriel Valley involving U.S. Secretary of Commerce John Bryson, authorities said Saturday.Um, yeah.... Wait for the toxicology results, then they will throw him under the bus.
Bryson was driving a Lexus in the 400 block of South San Gabriel Boulevard shortly after 5 p.m. Saturday, when he allegedly rear-ended a Buick as it was waiting for a train to pass, according to a statement released by the L.A. County Sheriff's Department and the San Gabriel Police Department.
After briefly stopping to talk to the three men inside the Buick, Bryson left the location in the Lexus and then struck the Buick a second time, authorities said. The men followed Bryson's car and called 911 to ask for police assistance.
Bryson continued to drive his Lexus into Rosemead, which is patrolled by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. There, he allegedly crashed into a second vehicle near the intersection of San Gabriel Boulevard and Hellman Avenue.
There authorities found him alone and unconscious behind the wheel of his car.
... Authorities said drugs or alcohol do not appear to have played a role in the crash...
Update: There are claims of a seizure or partial seizure, which might explain a few things. It is unknown if the Secretary has any prior history of Epilepsy.