May 31, 2012

Bizarre Obama Ad Claims Little Girls Won't See Their Dreams Come True If They Don't Have Access To Free Condoms

...Or something like that.

When I was around 6 years old, me and my friends found a box of condoms. We thought they were balloons and we filled them with water and threw them at people. I guess we were using them wrong, 'cause obviously if we had used them correctly I would have fulfilled my childhood dream of being a Disco Queen/Hippie Commune Leader. Yeah, that career just never took off for me.

By DMartyr at 10:08 PM | Comments |