June 07, 2012
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Go Bill! Edition (Update: Delayed Fatwas Issued)
Bonus points if you can work his Secret Service detail into it.
Fatwas will be issued.
Update: Fatwas Issued! Sorry so late but we were waiting on input from our Islamic scholar Abu Yahya al-Libi. Looks like he won't participating any longer. So sad.
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Captain Harlock for:
Secret Service Agent says, Mr. President, be careful, sir. The red head has a blue dress. The outfit has historically been unkind to you.The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued againstStorm Saxon's Gall Bladder for:
LE PORNOSTAR DI CLINTON.The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Shrill Bill Hill for:
OK ladies, time to introduce you to Special Agent Dick Blow.