May 02, 2012

Obama Appeals To The Stud Vote

Obama admitted he misled readers in his autobiography, The Dreams of My Father. In the book, he claimed he had a steady "New York girlfriend." In fact, Obama corrected, he had lots of boo-tay:

Obama has now told biographer David Maraniss that the 'New York girlfriend' was actually a composite character, based off of multiple girlfriends he had both in New York City and in Chicago.

Now, you, too, can be his official "girlfriend" with a tax-free** contribution of $3 to his campaign fund.

**Additionally, your $3 contribution qualifies for a $3,000 dollar tax refund. Valid only if Barack wins on November 6th and you pledge your undying support for Dear leader to rule for life. May be subject to other terms and conditions. GOP, Christians, Republican voters, white heterosexual males, Tea Party members, military and gun-owners excluded from offer (though, your contribution will be accepted).

By DMartyr at 12:09 PM | Comments |