April 21, 2012

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Reasons to Get Smashed Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton living it up living it up, Oh Yeah!.

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Update: Fatwas issued!... (Fatwa recipients were selected as quickly as possible with little thought and a lot of random guessing by yours truly, Howie.)

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Herr Wilson for

You are the cankle queen
Not so young and sweet
Almost seventy
Cankle queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin the cankle queen

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued Old Cowboy for

Tell the truth. It's late, she's drunk. You'd tap that, you know you would.

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh and Lasertex for

Dancing with Vince Foster..
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Friday night and the lights are low......