April 14, 2012

Roadside Pooper Pinched by Trooper

(Fort Pierce, Florida) A 30-something woman, Melissa Mansfield (aka Mellisa Mansfield), has been accused of indecent exposure after being caught by a Florida Highway Patrol trooper as she was taking a dump on the berm of Interstate 95.

According to the trooper:

As I approached the vehicle I clearly observed a white female squatting on the passenger side of the vehicle with her pants down below her knees defecating with moderate traffic flowing.

She had no expectation of privacy due to the fact she did [not] open the rear passenger door to shield herself from the view of oncoming traffics. I asked her what she was doing and she stated, "I am going to the bathroom."

Mansfield reportedly had no driver's license and the car she was driving was reported stolen in Key West. She was booked into custody on charges of indecent exposure, vehicle theft, and operating a motor vehicle without a valid license.

By Mr. E. Blogger at 03:11 PM | Comments |