March 20, 2012

China Selects Female Astronauts

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(Beijing, China) Two "divine" Chinese females have been chosen to be part of the seven-person space mission crew scheduled for launch later this year.

Each female astronaut was selected based on having a flawless physique, pristine teeth, and absolutely no body odor. China is preparing for "long and tedious" space journeys with female astronauts joining men to "smooth out any tension."

Whether in space or not, I suggest most men are particularly fond of flawless women smoothing their tension.

By Mr. E. Blogger at 05:34 AM | Comments |