March 16, 2012
Foul Odor Blankets DC
WASHINGTON - Reports of a really bad odor blanketing the metro area have been reported from downtown D.C. to Fairfax County to Oxon Hill!
In other (unrelated, I'm sure) news, a wind turbine was erected near #Occupy DC:
"If I was a bird, I'd be an angry bird right now," said David Almasi, executive director of the National Center for Public Policy Research and director of the National Center's "Occupy Occupy DC" project.
Personally, I'd be one of the angry "bomb" birds. I like how they explode to kill the pigs.
(Disclaimer: "Occupy Occupy DC" is a counter protest to the "Occupy DC" movement. Apparently both groups are sharing Freedom Plaza. I'm sure "Occupy Occupy DC" smells much better than "Occupy DC", but really, the wind turbine just makes us all suffer.)