February 27, 2012

Bwahahahahaa! Anonymous Declares "War" on U.S. Government

Man, these guys really are stepping in it now. I mean, seriously, these bunch of amateurs think the NSA doesn't know who they are? Who do you think invented most of the anonymity tools they are using to "cover up" who they are?

As long as they limit their antics to petty criminal activity, they are semi-safe. The FBI won't use data collected on Anonymous in court. They can't.

But calling for armed rebellion against the US government? Declaring war? That's a whole other ball game.

You don't fight a war with subpoenas. You do it with guns. So, go ahead. Pick up a gun. We'll see how long this lasts.

Anonymous:

Declaration of War on the United States Government. ...

We are not calling upon the collective to deface or use a distributed denial of service attack on a United States government agency website or affiliate. We are not calling upon the people to occupy a city or protest in front of a local building. This has not brought on us any legislative change or alternate law. It has only brought us bloodshed and false criticism. For the last 12 years, voting was useless. Corporations and lobbyists are the true leaders of this country and are the ones with the power to control our lives. To rebuild our government, we must first destroy it.

Our time for democracy is here.
Our time for real change is here.
This is America’s time, to have its own revolution.

Therefore, Anonymous has decided to openly declare war on the United States government. This is a call to arms. We call upon the Citizens of the United States to stand beside us in overthrowing this corrupted body and call upon a new era. Our allegiance is to the American people, because they are us, and we are them.

Bwhahahahaha!! This is going to get good.

Do you think their moms have firearms in the basement, next to the computers these guys work on?

The video version is below. Someone grab me some popcorn.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:30 PM | Comments |