February 16, 2012

Makes You Wonder How Long It Was There...

Warning: NSFW

In fact, this is not safe for anywhere...

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Amanda Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones. She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke – ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.

Says Mandy, 25: “Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. ‘It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.”

This story is wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to begin.

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By DMartyr at 09:41 PM | Comments |