November 22, 2011

Big Sis Warns Of Thanksgiving Terrorist Threats

Taking a break from investigating the Tea Party and right-wing extremism, the DHS is issuing a warning about the terrorist turkeys in your freezer:

The Department of Homeland Security is taking any threat seriously during the Thanksgiving holiday, including the ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers.

They've even produced a educational video:

There have been reliable reports of turkeys shouting, "Allah-gobble-ackbar!" shortly before turning a peaceful family gathering into a blazing inferno. So, watch your backs.

By DMartyr at 03:04 PM | Comments |