October 16, 2011

Meet the 1%

On our earlier thread about Edward T. Hall III, yup that's his name, several of us noticed he had pretty good teeth for an oppressed guy.

Trust fund? As working slob myself I'd like to have one of those. Why if I didn't have to work to feed myself I could turn on, tune in and drop out. Camp out with young slutty tramp stamped women.

Now that I've really thought about it. Down with this SOB! Fuck him and his trust fund!

Someday in the future after I usurp his trust fund my car will get like 8 m.p.g. When you start it the impact of the sound will make people see like more stars than are on the flag. And dozens of hot chicks will wash it in the sunshine and bring me sammiches.

By Howie at 08:29 AM | Comments |