October 24, 2011

Caption Contest: Pali Protester Protecting Self From IDF Tear Gas Edition:(Bumped-Updated)

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Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against stupid protesters mother for:

Ali, I told you time and time again NOT to put plastic bags over your head/mouth. Not a proper way to martyr yourself son
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh for:
"I'm going to hold my breath until all the un-fatwa'd Jawa Caption Contests have been reconciled."
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Eli for:
Behold! My self-suffication device, it comes with the scent of Mohammed.
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against R.Banksfor:
Always on the cutting edge of military technology, the Pali's are now fielding the all new Headshot Grey Matter Containment Device Mark 1, because hey, a clean and tidy battlefield, is a happy battlefield.

Allah Ack-Boom!!!

By Stable Hand at 08:08 PM | Comments |